**HAPPY BIRTHDAY** Parsley’s Epic Twelfth Birthday Rave

Have a tipple! 

Assist yourselves to nibbles!

MMMMM Yummy… seafood and eat it! MOL

WELCOME TO THE BBHQ NIGHTCLUB

 The Nip Nirvana Lounge

WELCOME TO THE BBHQ RAVE!!!

WOOOOOO HOOOOOOO PAWTY FLUFFERS! 

Amber begged to be answerable for the bar once more after being repeatedly banned, plus a future lifetime ban, as she was simply getting so uncontrolled. However she begged and pleaded, promising to be epic, and we gave in (big mistake), and now she’s handed out behind the bar. The above image was taken earlier, earlier than that passing out occasion, when she was merely mendacity on the bar in a semi-drunken coma.

  So if mew do not see her once more, the kitty-droids will stretcher her to the med-bay for a sleep. She could rejoin us when she will be able to stand once more. Within the meantime, be at liberty to assist your self to something from the bar, and I am certain Posie or Snowie can help if mew want any assist.

If anypawdy would love further snacks or nibbles whereas in The Nip Nirvana Lounge, Humphrey’s actually nifty A.I. Replicators can prepare dinner up no matter mew need. Simply ask Humphrey for a have a look at the menu and put your order in on the display on the bar, and the kitty droids might be with mew imminently.

Melvyn and Pandora have arrange one other epic 80s and early 90s playlist of all the perfect dance tracks from method again within the day when mewsic was terribly epic.

It seems to be like Fudge has had one Mindbender Purrple Purradise nip cocktail too many and, as for me, I am on the Atomic Shock Nip-blasters with a slice of lemming. Based on Smooch, these items actually blow your fur off; want me luck, as that is my 4th! MOL

If mew need to partake in any nip, all varieties can be found, together with a few of our supurr zingy homegrown primo-fur-fluffers, and to have a good time my birthday, Humphrey created a brand new pressure, which is an distinctive velvety catnip known as the Smoove Oppurrator combine. And imagine me, after I inform mew, it is fluffing good nip! 

 Fudge tried some earlier, and his large floof actually did the other of the common floof explosion, and it is now so smooth and well-behaved! MOL

Smooch has set the hubbly-bubbly pipes up simply across the nook from the dance flooring. There are oodles of jumbo flooring cushions, sufficient for everypawdy to get sprawled out on. 

Litter cubicles are within the entrance lobby, ladies use the door on the left and boys the door on the proper, and no matter mew do not go wandering across the bunker as we do not need anypawdy getting misplaced or worse, by accident falling by means of a rogue interdimensional time portal that retains popping up on Degree 14.

And on that word, I am headed to the bar. Who needs an Atomic Shock Nip-blasters?

WOOO HOOOOOO DUDES & DUDETTES RAVE ON!